Jarno Trulli, please cut your hair sign now

This is a petition for Jarno Trulli, the racewinning F1 driver to cut his hair. People have now for quite some time, with horror, watched how this thing on his head has just kept on growing and growing from raceweekend to the other. By now, the hair has taken a living form.
The color of the thing is indescribeable, plus a long lost native american tribe has reportedly been spotted among it's depths.
So please, please PLEASE, sign this petition for him to kill that thing and give it up for scientific study.
Toyota is clearly pulling their belt tighter, but rather than saving custs by cutting testing, they save costs by not allowing jarno to go to the barbershop.
Let's do something about this, people. We must eliminate this alien threat from among us, before it grows too powerful to kill by any human means. We must act now, while it can still be tacled with the good old weapon of scissors, or if it proves resistant, a chainsaw. It's not too late to save the tribe of native american inhabitants who have taken refuge in his hair!

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Latest Signatures

  • 22 November 201524. Diana H
    I support this petition
  • 26 October 201523. James C
    does Trulli race at silverstone?
  • 17 September 201522. Allero Faulkner
    jarno the long hair suits you just fine!! Keep it!!! U and nando have the best hair in f1!!!
  • 07 July 201521. Dooly T
    www.pitlaneauctions.co.uk
  • 18 December 201420. Rai Gallegos
    buzz cut
  • 24 September 201419. Joanna E
    I support this petition
  • 12 August 201418. Mary K
    Amazing hair... We gals dig it!
  • 29 May 201417. Wagner Avila
    Nice hair. More of these.
  • 13 May 201416. Nichola Cooper
    Cut yer hair, yer big girl!!
  • 27 April 201415. Craig T
    Jarno Trulli is too old for me, boys and girls must be maximum 12 years old if I'm to have sex with them, discuss this with me at [email protected] /* */
  • 05 January 201414. Alex K
    Love your hair Jarno! Keep them coming!
  • 23 November 201313. Peter N
    I agree
  • 12 November 201312. Dawn T
    www.pitlanemagazine.com
  • 09 April 201311. Phil Y
    Great hair Jarno! Keep them as they are. Just don't tie them up at the top!
  • 06 December 201210. Samantha Mckee
    Cut cut cut!
  • 28 August 20129. Tom Duarte
    Rheinhausen
  • 07 August 20128. Clara S
    Your hair looks just fine Jarno! Don't listen to this idiot!
  • 30 March 20127. Vaiby Montoya
    go away! NO JARNO DONT CUT IT. THE TOP KNOT IS HOLY
  • 15 January 20126. Craig G
    The hair doesn't suit the team Jarno!!!
  • 16 August 20115. Brutus Briggs
    MARK WEBBER IS A FUTURE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 09 July 20114. James C
    I just hope this petition works and that silverstone will be saved
  • 18 June 20113. Bernard Conway
    yes, please do
  • 28 April 20112. Revbill B
    I also have a petition,please sign www.petitiononline.com/sbfn/petition.html thank you & God bless you
  • 18 April 20111. Jon S
    Jarno, we love you, but please cut your hair

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Madeleine NortonBy:
International PolicyIn:
Petition target:
Jarno Trulli / Toyota management

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