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Whereas, Jesus is better than Andrew Jackson.





Whereas, the City Hall of Jacksonville is at a location on Church Street from which if you go East you will encounter a row of 5 churches within 6 blocks, each church of a different Christian denomination.





Whereas, right across the street from the City of Jacksonville's City Hall is First Baptist Church of Jacksonville, which has over 28,000 registered members, making it the third largest church in the second largest Christian denomination, but that's not even the largest church in Jacksonville.





Whereas, the shape of Jacksonville resembles Jesus crying, with the tears forming Saint John's River, the St. John's River being one of the few rivers in the world that seems to go against gravity, flowing *away* from the equator.





Whereas, Andrew Jackson said, "My dear children, do not grieve for me; it is true, I am going to leave you; I am well aware of my situation. I have suffered much bodily pain, but my sufferings are as nothing compared with that which our blessed Redeemer endured upon the accursed Cross, that all might be saved who put their trust in Him..."








We, the citizens of the City of Jacksonville, Florida, desire to change Jacksonville's name to Jesusville.

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