Invasion of Luxembourg sign now

Whereas Luxembourg is small and totally full of crap;

Whereas Papparelli is a force and sovereign nation unto himself;

Whereas Luxembourg commits horrible human rights abuses and deserves to be taught a lesson; and

Whereas everybody in the world believes Papparelli should invade Luxembourg,

We demand that Luxembourg immediately lay down its arms, prepare for invasion by Papparelli and prepare to have its crap forcibly removed.

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Latest Signatures

  • 25 October 201550. Anguisette Oneal
    Shame on you Luxembourg! Do you feel the maggots of guilt feeding off the rotting corpse of your integrity?
  • 06 October 201549. Crab C
    Lichtenstein is gonna get it too if they don't quit lookin' at me funny.
  • 03 October 201548. Dilimooma Santiago
    I feel the photos are a fake. I checked and found out that the Luxo army would have had to borrow a tank from some other country to have four for the picture. And, be serious, don't we all kick our babies on a Sunday afternoon? I'm against an invasion. Le
  • 19 September 201547. Mller S
    Probeier et emol Manni an du gesдis ewei eng Stдrkt an eis Letzbeuer ass. Ech an denger Platz geing et leiwer net probeieren. Du geheierst angespuart an nie mei eraus geloss.
  • 27 August 201546. Eric Allen
    Waat wells du blпїden Wichser??Gei feck dech an den Knei du Rendveih.Du muss nach en Bruder hun , een alleng kann net esou blпїd sin.Du Toppert do
  • 19 July 201545. Jim Gates
    Crush Luxemburg!
  • 26 May 201544. Chuck N
    Victory Guaranteed!!!!!
  • 17 December 201443. Jean Claudej
    Dear people of Papperelli, as the Prime minister of the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg I urge you to rethink your planned actions. We are a full member of Nato which incase you forgot means that if you declare war on us the entire Nato will declare war on you.
  • 22 November 201442. Kale H
    let us prepare for war!!!!!!!
  • 02 November 201441. Sarah P
    As current candidate for vice presidency of the United States, I admit that I have never heard of Luxembourg and as such have no doubt it exists in the first place. And if it does, I will be sure to invade it and help you install a true democracy, have th
  • 11 October 201440. Martin R
    GO PAPARELLI AND MISTER BIFFY, GO!
  • 07 October 201439. Alan O
    This website is very funny. I own an independent nation too. I think I will declare war on Luxembourg too. You're really cool, Papparelli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 03 October 201438. Jean Asselbornministerofforeignaffairsofl
    As the Luxembourgish minister of foreign affairs I beg you to attack my boring homeland because it is so boring over here. Maybe we could be brothers in arms and blow up a couple of my comrades (I'd love it to shoot Nicolas Schmit, the vice-minister of fo
  • 09 September 201437. Darwin Ashley
    yeah ! kick their butt to the sea! :P
  • 20 August 201436. Bassim Diaz
    I support this petition
  • 09 July 201435. The Ruthlessr
    If there were a smell associated with God casting Satan out of heaven, it would be the smell of Luxembourg.
  • 04 June 201434. Frizzell Woodward
    Luxembourg smells like cat poop
  • 01 June 201433. Luxembourger Spence
    dumdb ashe (dumb ass ) oh and if u think of invading ull have to deal with my fist up ur ass ripping out ur lungs and setting them ablaze memo: oh and we have a grand duke and dont forget to kiss my ass as it sits on ur dead quivering corpse.
  • 28 April 201432. Eric Hammond
    Waat wells du blпїden Wichser??Gei feck dech an den Knei du Rendveih.Du muss nach en Bruder hun , een alleng kann net esou blпїd sin.Du Toppert do
  • 16 April 201431. Zofia Vazquez
    destroy Luxembourg!
  • 23 March 201430. Mgalie Ray
    ma mein lйiven jong ... you should be prepared because Luxembourg (god blesses us) will invasion your country before you can say : moien .... and you know why? BECAUSE WE A STRONG AND GOOD ORGANISED COUNRTY and you are a little crotte de mouche ... ^^ so
  • 08 March 201429. Klein J
    Ech fannen dass du roueg keins op Letzebuerg kommen. Giff dech esouguer nach um findel oof huelen an denn giff ech dat mat der maachen wats du op denger Hirnverbrantner Sait esou schein beschreiws. Du bass soss naischt ewei een klengen Drдcksaak, hun eng
  • 03 March 201428. Ethan K
    I once planned a coup de etat against Luxembourg, and it would have succeeded if it weren't for the work of James Bond
  • 22 February 201427. Borat Rivas
    Jagshemash! I no find wife in Luxemburg (I try once), they no have 1st best prostitute in world and they have men with blue hats who think woman allow vote. Of course. I say glorious nation of Kazakhstan shall invade Luxembourg for Cultural learnings with
  • 04 January 201426. Claude F
    Fight for human rights!
  • 22 November 201325. Barba P
    Mais le point le plus horrible dans ce pays est que ce soit un pays tres fermйs sur lui meme qui ne veut pas s ouvrir aux autres. Avec des gens qui ne connaissent que la loi du silence, avec des gens qui se laissent bercer par cette vie de confort et qui
  • 18 November 201324. Plouf Serrano
    Il faut aussi savoir que ce pays accueille et a accueilli des fortunes cachйes considerables d homme politique comme Mobutu, mais aussi la famille Ben Laden et c est sur ce genre de fortune aussi que le Luxembourg s enrichit sans aucun probleme de conscie

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Ramon BoyerBy:
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The President or Prime Minister or whatever of Luxembourg

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