Interview Stephen Markley on the Daily Show sign now

To Jon Stewart & the producers of the Daily Show,

We hereby request that you interview Chicago author and self-described 'voice of his generation' Stephen Markley.

Markley has recently published his first book, a masterpiece entitled 'Publish this Book,' a touching and hilarious memoir of the realization of his dearest dream, publishing a book.

Careful reading of the book reveals that a close second would be appearing on your program. As described in the text, your program was a shining beacon of light when all else was confusion and suffocating darkness. Your name is strewn throughout the text in glowing, some might say pornographically effusive terms.

More importantly, we firmly believe that Markley would make a fantastically entertaining guest for your legion of easily amused viewers. We believe you would find in him a kindred spirit, one whose snide witticisms and snappy comebacks, like you, help navigate a world that can be so harsh, to two such fragile, tender-hearted creatures whose only wish is to love and be loved.

Such a confluence of two such great minds would be too beautiful for words... and.. we're sorry. We're getting all choked up here... we need a moment..

...

Okay... We think we'll be okay.. just, if you could... interview Stephen Markley? Please?

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Latest Signatures

  • 30 November 2015100. Grier L
    I support this petition
  • 17 October 201599. Laura M
    I support this petition
  • 11 October 201598. Ana F
    This book is incredible. You'd think I'd be biased since I know Markley, but actually that worked against him. It turns out, he's absolutely brilliant! Elaphonk or Donkaphant? Donkaphant
  • 24 July 201597. Tison P
    I support this petition
  • 29 June 201596. Patrick F
    I support this petition
  • 27 June 201595. Ana Moyer
    Do it!! I'd love to see Stephen Markley on your show!
  • 07 June 201594. Sju Adkins
    DO IT Elaphonk or Donkaphant? Donaphunk
  • 11 May 201593. Rachel F
    I support this petition
  • 10 April 201592. Danielle Bennett
    I support this petition
  • 28 March 201591. Peter L
    I support this petition
  • 20 February 201590. Laura Steele
    Please interview Stephen!!! Elaphonk or Donkaphant? Donkaphant
  • 15 February 201589. Joe R
    I support this petition
  • 15 November 201488. Rebecca S
    I support this petition
  • 14 March 201487. Bridget F
    I support this petition
  • 10 January 201486. Joseph M
    Do it! Elaphonk or Donkaphant? Donkaphants are stupid and Elephants are evil
  • 02 January 201485. Jacob R
    I support this petition
  • 01 November 201384. Erin A
    this must happen.
  • 07 October 201383. Ryan B
    I support this petition
  • 03 September 201382. Vanessa A
    You should have Stephen Markley on your show, who knows he may even write another book entitled "Market This Book: The Unbelievable True Story of How I Got this Very Book to be on the Daily Show" Elaphonk or Donkaphant? Donkaphant
  • 17 August 201381. Becky B
    Stephen must mention my name on the show (if he gets on)
  • 17 August 201380. Ashley G
    I support this petition
  • 10 August 201379. Amanda Norton
    I support this petition
  • 30 July 201378. Chris Graves
    Markley is the man.
  • 03 July 201377. Claire L
    Hell yeah. Elaphonk or Donkaphant? Donkaphant
  • 26 June 201376. Jenn K
    I support this petition
  • 02 June 201375. Sarah J
    Please interview him over this book!!! It's hilarious and witty. And, he mention's my brother, who, ahem...well, you'll see when you read it! :) Elaphonk or Donkaphant? Donkaphant...?
  • 25 May 201374. Miranda F
    It would "hurt America" if you did not conduct this interview.

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