Impeach Lindsay Lohan! Instate Jessica Alba sign now

During the month of May 2007, Maxim placed Lindsay Lohan as the top lady on the "Hot 100" list. This left Jessica Alba as the runner-up. Not only should it be a crime to not have Jessica Alba at the top of said list, it should also be a crime to have Lindsay Lohan top Jessica Alba. In addition to the fallacy of Lindsay Lohan being 'hotter' than Jessica Alba, Lohan has recently, in the month of July 2007, been charged with yet another DUI. Also, cocaine was found on her person which she claims is not hers. What crimes has Jessica Alba had to face? None, for she is a saint. This further proves that Lindsay Lohan falls short in comparison to Jessica Alba.

In 2006, the readers of AskMen.com voted Jessica Alba number one on their "99 Most Desirable Women" list, and FHM announced her as the best of the best on their "2007s Sexiest Woman in the World" list. May you understand that Jessica Alba is indeed the one that should be on the top of your "Maxim Hot 100" list.

We, the undersigned, wish Lindsay Lohan be impeached from her reigning spot as number one on the "Maxim Hot 100", and Jessica Alba be instated her rightful seat atop the list. Lindsay Lohan does not deserve to have the top spot as Jessica Alba does. Thank you for your time.

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Jimmy Jellinik of Maxim

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