Hey Swifts, Bring Back Rocko sign now

"Can't believe the Swifts haven't given the lad Rock a run out in the opening couple matches of the season! The boy's got it all, two feet, a head, the ability to turn on a sixpence... Strong in the air, agile on the ground. Composed, calm, collected on the ball. Keen as mustard, brave as a lion, hungry like the wolf ... It's a travesty!!!"

The words of an outraged Lisnafillan Swifts "football" supporter. Obviously something sour is going on in the world of Sunday League Ballymena "football" to allow such an injustice to pass. After wowing the "crowds" towards the end of last season, Neil "Rocko" Rock was forced to hang up his crusty football boots for the last time last week after being denied a permanent start, even after scoring with a cheeky header in one memorable match against one of the Swifts many bitter rivals, the ball rocketed into the back of the net propelled by the youngster's surprise, this kind of talent cannot be allowed to lie in, watch TV or relax after work like the rest of us... THERE'S TRAINING TO BE DONE!

The "Bring Back Rocko" campaign has only started, but is gathering momentum and we ask you all to support us. Join us next Saturday when we will be picketing the Swift's next match by passing out crudely photocopied, slightly socialist manifesto's and eating the half time oranges, all while singing "Rocko Rocks" to the tune of Thundercats. Why not start singing now!

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