Help Restore Sexual Entertainment in Canada: Continue To Expedite Immigration of East European Exotic Dancers sign now

As you may know, according to Citizenship and Immigration Canada, our country is experiencing a massive shortage of exotic dancers, so much so, that under the stewardship of Judy Sgro, the Minister of Citizenship and Immigration, the Government of Canada has been expediting the immigration of exotic dancers from Eastern Europe. Minister Sgro's department has been working hard to relieve the chronic shortage by first having her officials visit strip clubs to learn of their desperate needs. An exemplary case was that of Alina Balaican, a 25-year-old stripper who worked on Ms. Sgro's 2004 federal election campaign, for whom the Minister later personally granted an immigration permit based on humanitarian grounds.

Given this grave shortage (according to government records as reported in the Globe and Mail, only just over 550 exotic dancers from Romania were granted temporary work visas last year!), we strongly urge Minister Sgro to accelerate the immigration of these desperately needed adult entertainers on humanitarian grounds, that is, to provide the means to free these dancers from the oppression in Eastern European counties, and to ease the painful longing endured by countless sexually deprived male Canadians.

Minister Sgro needs your support to continue this noble and humanitarian Government of Canada initiative. Please show your strong vote of confidence (and feel free to state your honest opinion) in her performance by signing this anonynous petition!

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Hon. Judy Sgro, Minister of Citizenship & Immigration, Canada

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