Help ban the Ozone sign now

dear fellow humans, please help me ban the ozone. i want to get tan without going outside. i want to cook meat with out having to cook it. and i also want to get butt cheeks for dogs so when they sit down, leaves wont stick to thier bare holes. i also want a gun long enough to shoot to heaven.

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