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We, the undersigned, have grown increasingly concerned with the behaviour of Mr Tickle. Only this Tuesday his alarming presence was on public display upon the hallowed turf of the Catford Power League. One onlooker was astonished with his outbursts directed at the opposition, fellow team members and the referee.

If Mr Tickles language alone was not sufficiently offensive, this was compounded by the threatening site of a 7ft tree of a man with go-go-gadget extending arms flapping about all over the place.

It has now become clear that Tickles outburst had a lot to do with a few too many lonely nights watching Dirty Dancing the DVD. Well nobody puts Dobbie in the corner so we would like to petition for the following:

The council of Lewisham to spend (nay invest) public money on a lady of the night to service the house-elf once a month, thereby keeping his behaviour in check and preventing any further threats being made on members of the public.

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