Hard Rock Cafe Pickles sign now

On March 5th, 2005, Hard Rock Cafe stopped carrying pickles in their restaurants. If you order a burger in their any of their world-wide restaurants, and ask for any form of pickle, they will not be able to provide you with that service. In America, a burger is not a burger without either pickles slices on the burger itself, or a complimentary spear on the side. When asked why they stopped serving pickles, the waitress responded that the order came from above that no one was eating the pickles. I was tempted to order something else on the menu, that would not require the assistance of pickle. Even McDonald's puts pickles on their burgers by default. Are we to assume that we can get better customer satisfaction from a fast food restaurant? I fear the day. Please join me in this petition to return pickles to the plates of Hard Rock Cafe burgers everywhere, because, that is where they belong.