Grand Theft Pokйmon sign now

This is a petition to have Rockstar Games and Nintendo to work together to create a new Pokйmon style game directed towards the over 17 crowd. Pokйmon has been around on the Gameboy since 1996. Since any 8 year old who played Pokйmon in 1996 are now nearly adults themselves, they no longer have any interest in the Pokйmon franchise. Rockstar is the leader in mature, adult themed, video games. We feel that combining the adult themed developement style of Rockstar Games with the well known and loved Pokйmon franchise from Nintendo would be the best way to regain the interest of those first Pokйmon players from the early years.

Due to the adult nature of the game, we are also asking Microsoft and Sony to allow Rockstar and Nintendo to publish this very adult themed game on their respective consoles, the Microsoft Xbox and Sony Playstation 2.

The game will be entitled Grand Theft Pokйmon and would feature Ash Ketchum, now 19, on a Grand Theft Auto style adventure where he has to buy, steal, and kill to collect a new breed of Pokйmon.

Some elements of the game would include:

* Mission based objectives to obtain very desirable Pokйmon. Including, but not limited to, sniping your opponents, drive by electric shocks, and earning money by pimping off your female Pokйmons to Pokйphiles.

* Arena Battles now include paying off officials to look the other way while the player does whatever it takes to win.

* Ousting out your opponents as you use your team of Ninja Squirtles to gain control of vast portions of the city.

* A hidden game involving Ash, Misty, and Brock in a threeway trist.

* Battle Team Rocket (Jessie and James) as they attempt to steal your pimped out Pokйmon and take over your turf.

Introduce new Pokйmon such as:

* Lady Faire: Is this Pokйmon Male or Female? Nobody knows. Use this rare Pokйmon to earn lots of cash as you pimp him/her/it out to the Pokйphiles around the city.

* Mewhore: The evolutionary next step to Mewtwo. This creature is so rare and so dangerous, most pimps just reserve Mewhore for themselves for satisfaction and as a body guard.

* Hatchetman: The next evolutionary step for Hitmonchan. Whenever you want to off your opponent with the utmost speed and accuracy, Hatchetman is your sniper of choice.

* Hitmonrap: The next evolutionary step for Hitmontop. This guy is cool. This guy is hip. He'll rap the old school. And he'll make his hit.

* HigglyPuff: The next evolutionary step for Wigglytuff. You're going to need this singer and excellent club manager if you expect to earn any money from the Pokйmon clubs you plan on opening around the city.

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  • 24 December 2015200. Pablo T
    I support this petition
  • 04 November 2015199. Olafur Rush
    LOL i'd buy that game...as weird as it sounds...id't prodably be funny as F***!!! it'd be the best selling EVER (Pokйmon game) LoL! Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 23 October 2015198. Ryan Ho
    I support this petition
  • 05 August 2015197. Vpr Schaefer
    IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN! Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 25 July 2015196. Jeremy Mann
    I support this petition
  • 04 May 2015195. Dante Ar
    В Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 13 April 2015194. Tomb Ponce
    sounds like fun! Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 01 April 2015193. Peter A
    Hell Yeah! That could be AWESOME DUDE! Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 28 March 2015192. Chrisjones Church
    Sounds pretty cool Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 28 March 2015191. Thenbinator Mcdowell
    I support this petition
  • 04 March 2015190. Robin Ellison
    This is soooo cool! Forza Pokemon Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 04 March 2015189. Malcolm C
    Great idea. I'd pre-purchase it, and I don't do that for ANYTHING. Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 11 February 2015188. Richard Woods
    I support this petition
  • 30 January 2015187. Angela Giles
    Funny, I like this idea. Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 11 January 2015186. Ronald Vaughn
    woot gimme! Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 01 January 2015185. No Atkinson
    lol this is funny Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 28 December 2014184. Aratos Hooper
    Genius. Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 22 December 2014183. Simon H
    I support this petition
  • 06 November 2014182. Nicolas C
    I support this petition
  • 29 September 2014181. Pablo Leblanc
    I support this petition
  • 15 September 2014180. Hellion Anderson
    WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SEND THIS!!! I NEED GTAP Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 05 September 2014179. No Wu
    rofl caeks Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 16 May 2014178. Shaun Buchanan
    YAY Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 28 April 2014177. Adam Duke
    A not so perfect blend Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 22 April 2014176. S Farmer
    s Did you have a good laugh while reading this? No Did you play Pokйmon as a kid? No Do you play Grand Theft Auto now? No
  • 11 April 2014175. Michael C
    I support this petition
  • 10 March 2014174. Ct Y
    I support this petition

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