Give the American dream to blind people! sign now

GOVERNMENT MANDATED ACCESSIBLE PORN FOR THE BLIND
America is a free society! Since America has been founded, the great saying of our
time is, "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." And part of this pursuit
of happiness is free and accessible porn! Alas! The blind have been left out of
this free American market. Now is the time for all Americans to come together and
support the visually impaired's God-given right to all the free porn that we want.
My plan of action is to head straight to the highest levels of our government and
demand scratch-n-sniff pictorials in all pornographic magazines! If you are a true
American, you will remember the famous words of Patrick Henry who said, "Give me
accessible porn or give me death." ...well maybe not... but you get the picture!
Sign this petition and help blind people across the fruited plains scratch-n-sniff
their way to the American dream.

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