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Because Zippy is a skinny stinking thieving weasel, I find him unfit to live with. He does not pay rent, he does not clean up, he poops in places poop shouldn't be, and he bites my toes. He is mean and dirty and he looks at me mean and makes me feel dirty. I do not like Zippy, and do not believe he should be given a free room with free food and water, he should earn his keep. Therefore if Zippy does not wash dishes at least 2 times a week and stop pooping in my socks, he will be forced to live in the wilderness. If you believe this to be a fair statement, please sign the petition, thank you for your support.

Andrew H.
ARF-O (anti-roommate-ferret organization)

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