Get the Old Lindsey Back sign now

Dear Lindsey,

We liked the red hair, freckles, and decent-sized waist. The old you was hot. The new you is just kinda creepy. Please give up the white hair, clear face, and body so small we can see your heart beating. We're eager for the old Lindsey. Once again, just so you know this, the old you was a lot hotter.

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Latest Signatures

  • 04 October 201550. Stephanie Farrell
    you go glenn coco!!
  • 02 February 201549. Greg B
    В
  • 12 December 201448. Jade Em
    She dosn't even look healthy anymore.
  • 16 July 201447. Mike D
    What happened?
  • 27 April 201446. Lori Love
    В
  • 19 April 201445. Henry Malone
    I support this petition
  • 13 April 201444. Lenore Gutierrez
    I support this petition
  • 12 January 201443. Pete Z
    It's not sexy too hear bones break- when you f*uck a chick!
  • 05 November 201342. Filbert Irwin
    Your pretty no matter what.
  • 10 October 201341. Vijay Hamilton
    Please go back to your more innocent-looking, sexier self. Please don't ruin my good memories of you...
  • 30 April 201340. Matt K
    В
  • 09 April 201339. Geoffrey H
    Please go back to being attractive.
  • 14 March 201338. Mark S
    I miss the old Lindsay with the curves and the hotness
  • 29 January 201337. Sean P
    Please Lindsay give us the old you!
  • 26 November 201236. Williams Carson
    WOOHOOO
  • 02 October 201235. Estela L
    Lindsey, u are my role model, due to you being one of the few girls who i was able to realte to, due to your curvy body and u helped me feel better about the way that i look
  • 30 September 201234. Doug Mcfarland
    It's just scary.
  • 03 July 201233. Pag Freakingp
    Dear god, I can't beat off to pictures of a swizzle stick! GET SOME MEAT ON THOSE BONES, SO I CAN JERK MINE!
  • 27 May 201232. Erika Hurley
    I used to want to see you naked!
  • 12 May 201231. B Arroyo
    Please gain a little weight!!
  • 24 March 201230. Nicole Buckley
    I support this petition
  • 14 February 201229. Prophet Costa
    Funny, I'd still do her in the pooper. Even with her anorexia and blonde hair. I guess my taste in women is simply misguided.
  • 02 February 201228. Jason B
    I support this petition
  • 26 December 201127. Ben M
    I support this petition
  • 31 July 201126. George Delacruz
    В
  • 22 May 201125. Chris Huber
    I support this petition
  • 14 May 201124. Kamlah Wilkins
    Honey, do yourself a favor and eat a burger! You were so much cuter before the "makeover." Missing the old Lindsey!

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