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GET JONATHAN HIS JISM BACK!

This petition humbly requests that the relevant authorities take all necessary action to return Jonathan to full fertility. Notwithstanding his personal desire to splash his (non)seed without prospect of further procreation, this is a selfish and shortsighted indulgence, which takes no account of the demographic, economic and social enviornment within which he exists. Rather than tolerating 40 years or more of onanistic sexual congress, the time has come to act. The world needs more anglo-canadian geeks. Get Jonathan back his jism!

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  • 29 December 20102. Harry
  • 08 January 20101. Dale
    I'm pretty sure I don't have any of Jonathan's jism, so I'm not sure how I can help with this effort. Yours in fecundity, Dale

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