Get Jackee on the Surreal Life sign now



Where is Jackee Harry nee Jackee nee Sauuuunnnndddrraaaa? And don't tell me collecting millions in royalties from "227" and "Sister, Sister." You know that shit has dried up. What she needs is a shot in the arm. What we are proposing is to get her out of our dreams and back on the air and, more importantly, back in our lives.

Picture this: a fabulous mansion in Hollywood, a midget with an obvious Napolean complex, a former male model with a heart of gold, a female professional wrestling icon with the grossest sex tape I've ever seen, and Jackee, right there, saying, 'Ooooh...Marrrrrrryyyyy." Yes, that's right, we propose putting Jackee into the Surreal Life house. Now, we hear what you're saying, "But they already have a lovable black woman who's found Jesus, and who incidentally has also gone by the name of Sandra, and her name is Sandra 'Pepa' Denton." And we say to that, "What? One sassy black woman is enough for you, racist? It won't ain't never be enough, fool." So please, sign this petition. We need Jackee back in the spotlight. NOW.

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