Get Gonk Into WoW Beta sign now

Dear Blizzard,

I have a friend of mine who goes by the name of Gonk who I'd seriously like you to consider him for your next wave of World of Warcraft beta test invitations. Gonk has years of experience playing and testing other MMORPGs. He is dedicated, intelligent and, most of all, driving me up the freaking wall!!

"aww I didn't get an email from Blizzard since I last checked my email 30 seconds ago"

"OMG that screenshot is :cool:"

"SAJN is a dirty **** ***** who needs to die"

It is becoming intolerable. Help us, please. He's even spending less and less time on his crusade to lose his virginity to famous young flat chested women. That is just messing with the order of things.

I am beginning to feel like a parent stuck at home with their child during school holidays and lacking the money to take them to the movies, beach or even dump them off at a gullible relative's house. Please Blizzard, be my mother-in-law. It'll only be for a few days a week...or..actually probably 24/7, but he's a good boy, cleans up after himself and you won't need to feed him, he's a droid.

So please guys, I don't want to beg, but I will if I have to.

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Latest Signatures

  • 26 November 2015150. Superpig Boone
    Yeah, let Gonk into the beta! He probably deserves it.
  • 17 November 2015149. Ghostofyoda Abbott
    Poor Gonky
  • 17 October 2015148. Urmom Bolton
    Hahaha
  • 21 August 2015147. Lucifer Mcneil
    DEATH TO THOSE WHO DO NOT LET GONK INTO THE WOW BETA!
  • 21 July 2015146. Jakob Mendez
    GO GONKY! GO GONKY! IT'S YOUR BETA!
  • 07 July 2015145. Kegz Harmon
    PLEASE, PLEASE LET HIM IN
  • 26 June 2015144. Typhon Brewer
    Please. For the love of God, make him stop!
  • 14 June 2015143. Josephanotherpersontryingtogetinwowbeta Levine
    hope you get in man, tell me whats its like, I wanted to know =/
  • 06 June 2015142. Brandon Johnson
    Please, he really is getting annoying. "Hey, did you guys see that new screenshot? Almost as hot as [insert flat chested celebrity name here]! I wonder if they'd take a bribe? What about sex? Blizzard?" No. It's GOT to stop.
  • 30 May 2015141. Homesliced Raymond
    Appease the Gonk.
  • 21 May 2015140. Deadman Lutz
    hurry up Blizzard, or I'll be forced to kill him and sue you for emotional distress
  • 12 May 2015139. Michael Y
    Please help out Gonk!
  • 28 April 2015138. Corey W
    I (3 Gonk and wish to play WoW with him
  • 22 April 2015137. Cybrid Mays
    I support this petition
  • 26 February 2015136. Burrboy Austin
    Just...give it to him already, think of it this way, you get some gonkluv!
  • 14 February 2015135. Zully Wagner
    Gonk's a lazy sack of poo. But he likes WoW.
  • 08 February 2015134. Kelly J
    Let Gonk (and me) play!
  • 05 February 2015133. Fett Moran
    Gonk actually already owns WoW beta, this is the blatant first step to Gonk's world domination campaign (Sponsored by Blizzard Entertainment)
  • 10 January 2015132. Martin F
    Please?
  • 07 January 2015131. Yoss Harrell
    I support this petition
  • 28 December 2014130. Justin Campos
    And while you're at it, get me in, too.
  • 26 December 2014129. Muurn Cardenas
    For the sake of the sanity of a chat room full of people, give this man the World of Warcraft Beta. Before we all go nuts.
  • 12 December 2014128. Buubox White
    I support this petition
  • 22 November 2014127. Martyn P
    I support this petition
  • 30 October 2014126. Bill G
    I support this petition
  • 23 September 2014125. Djyoshi Fitzpatrick
    Good god stop the pain.
  • 15 September 2014124. Theeeevil
    I support this petition

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