Get "Evan" Added To NHS's List! sign now

Many names are on the National Hurricane Name List. Andrew, Hugo, Ivan; but one name, one name stands above all else. Sadly, this name stands out because it is missing. This is a fucking travesty. Evan is the all-powerful, god-like name in question. Like most lucky motherfuckers named Evan, I am wondering: "Where the hell is MY name on this list. Is the good name of Evan not good enough?" If a porn star like Evan Stone uses the goddamn name, then certainly it is magnificient enough to be the moniker of a water-bound pile of fucking clouds. Hell, Evan should be every name on this damned list. If I was lucky enough to have been blessed with such a powerful name, well, Call me sentimental, but I want to help the little people. Or little storms in this case.





Vote yes on Proposition Evan...don't let the little hurricanes suffer the indignity of a name like Hugo. I mean, seriously...





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Latest Signatures

  • 17 November 201550. Evan Mcguire
    I support this petition
  • 23 May 201549. Tina Noble
    I support this petition
  • 11 January 201448. Evan R
    its time to let hurricane evan really f**k sh*t up!
  • 05 December 201347. Gay Sosa
    HOMO
  • 15 October 201346. Dumb A
    Dumb ass
  • 27 September 201345. Evan D
    I support this petition
  • 06 December 201244. Jacqui Ferguson
    I support this petition
  • 11 March 201243. Justin Camacho
    Yeah, why not. Let Evan destroy many more lives.
  • 29 December 201142. Evan C
    I AGREE! My bro's name is on here and not mine. wtf?
  • 21 September 201141. Evan S
    I support this petition
  • 01 September 201140. Evan Wu
    I support this petition
  • 02 January 201139. Evan H
    I support this petition
  • 28 November 201038. Dan T
    I support this petition
  • 03 October 201037. Mary A
    I support this petition
  • 30 June 201036. Evan Hebert
    I support this petition
  • 09 May 201035. Joe B
    Sure, why not a Hurricane Evan?
  • 26 January 201034. Michelle D
    Evan rocks!!!
  • 15 October 200933. Evan Roman
    PLEASE
  • 04 September 200932. Travis Wilkins
    I am both intriqued and strangely aroused
  • 26 June 200931. Stuart Pena
    agree to disagree
  • 13 March 200930. Evan Q
    I support this petition
  • 13 March 200929. Evan W
    I support this petition
  • 13 January 200928. Qiana Berry
    SHUV IT !
  • 18 September 200827. Evan M
    I support this petition
  • 28 July 200826. Evan B
    Do it.
  • 24 July 200825. Evan H
    I support this petition
  • 16 March 200824. Evan Bennett
    Go Hurricane Evan!!!

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