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I believe we should get the government to genetically engineer the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. As you can see, they are the ultimate fighting team, and are always there to say certain terms such as "cowabunga dude!" or "That is rad!". This kind of surfing ninja-turtle is what such a strong army of ours needs to keep the country safe. Why put all of that work and money into defense systems... tanks, guns, the whole deal, when you can put money into giant ninja human surfing turtles? I have done advance studies and noticed that if we do engineer the turtles it will strongly benefit the society. In addition, they need a master dojo-master type of rat to suit their everyday needs and to keep order. This is not just a petition, this is a way to save the United States from terrorism, nuclear bombs, and attacks on our own ground. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is what our defense needs. Please, Congress, consider this with all of your love for your country and patriotism and what YOU believe in.

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    this is by far the greatest idea ive ever heard..besides ninja turles being totally rad and can kick some serious butt
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    TMNT 4 LIFE
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  • 12 February 201474. Boobie Dalton
    wow, this is really awesome, ben you have quite the brains to come up with something like this, i didnt know you had it in you..... having sex with turtles is fun

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