Fuck The Oven Mitt sign now

We, The Undersigned, believe that the Arby's mascot, Oven Mitt is evil and all use of said mascot should cease immediately. The idea of an amorphous, living, breathing oven mitt, while at first bland and boring, becomes revealed as something so unnatural, so abhorrent that any and all traces of its existence should be wiped from this earth. Being voiced by Tom Arnold doesn't help matters any. Oven Mitt's smarmy but bumbling demeanor belies its true intentions. Having received information from reliable sources, we are certain that Oven Mitt is fostering a false sense of security among Arby's employees and patrons alike, waiting for the right time to strike fast and hard against our way of life. We must stop it now before we are ground under the weight of its malevolent rule. It plans to rule with an Iron Mitt (tm), but we will not allow its fell plan to come to fruition!!!!!
We request, nay DEMAND that Arby's remove all advertising material containing said Mitt from its stores, cups, bags, television commercials, newspaper/magazine ads/bus stop posters, etc. All images of the Mitt must be destroyed, along with any documents detailing the Mitt's very existence as a corporate mascot. Also, Oven Mitt itself must be brought out to a mutually agreed upon place where The Undersigned can witness its execution. The lengthier, the better. Only then can we rest safe, knowing that the Mitt's machinations have been usurped.

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Latest Signatures

  • 20 November 2015100. Pillsbury Doughb
    I like it when the Oven Mitt fondles me!
  • 17 November 201599. Kim S
    I support this petition
  • 16 November 201598. Once Hegetshispeopledistributedtoeveryhouseholditwillbetool
    Wait, there IS an Oven Mitt in just about every household! AAAAA!!! BE AFRAID!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!!
  • 13 November 201597. Bruce V
    That mitt is horrible.
  • 05 November 201596. Jt Andl
    You suck balls
  • 23 October 201595. Duniel S
    Mista Miagi and me have solemly sweared to comb every nook and cranny until our life long duty has been completed: Successfully eliminating oven mitt! he has mind bending powers leaving viewers unable to change the channel. Watch out Arbys, mister miagi i
  • 05 October 201594. Aimee Landry
    I totally agree! Fire the oven mitt! Tom Arnold is capable of so much better than those sad pathetic commercials. I shall never eat Arby's again. Every time I see their sandwiches I think of a talking oven mitt. That makes me scared and not hungry anymore
  • 30 September 201593. Corryn S
    I hate that F$@#ing thing
  • 19 September 201592. Tom F
    The oven mitt must be DESTROYED!
  • 19 September 201591. Emi Bradshaw
    The oven mitt blows chunks and needs to burn.
  • 13 September 201590. Me Blankenship
    boycott Arby's eat at McDonalds
  • 11 September 201589. Brandi Delacruz
    I hate Oven Mitt!
  • 08 September 201588. Nathan A
    I AGREE
  • 28 August 201587. Lynx Park
    I support this petition
  • 10 August 201586. Rick D
    I hate that mitt
  • 26 July 201585. Maren Payne
    I support this petition
  • 19 July 201584. Kill Theheathenm
    Anything, be it Mitt or Man, that likes a hand shoved up it's ass IS evil!!
  • 17 July 201583. Tim H
    Lamest mascot ever
  • 08 July 201582. Raspler Golden
    I know I shouldn't sign this, but I think Oven Mitt is so cute! With the commercial about him not having a nose, how could you NOT love this creature? Evil? Nah...however, I do agree about the voice of Tom Arnold being annoying. Tom Arnold sounds very ped
  • 02 July 201581. Blargy Blargthep
    YO YO YO, THE OVEN MITT ROX MY SOX!!!!!!!!!
  • 25 June 201580. Bride Ofb
    DIE MITT! You shall burn in the fires of hell! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
  • 19 June 201579. Alex Garza
    I support this petition
  • 13 June 201578. Joe T
    Damn that oven mitt! he shall burn!
  • 15 May 201577. Pineapple K
    In exchange for control over the earth planet, I will start a war with the Oven Mitt beast and will not rest until it is destroyed.
  • 12 May 201576. A Gayerg
    F**** that evil mitt and F*** pepl who put $s instead of 4s
  • 22 March 201575. Mickey Mousesleftg
    The Arbys glove is a discrase to all cartoon gloves. BURN IT! BURN IT IN THE OVEN!
  • 16 March 201574. Ip F
    Omg did you all know the Oven Mitt is really good for giving handjobs =)

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