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This petition is being written because all other avenues have proved fruitless. My friend, and yours, S2 is currently being held captive by a group of renegade emotions. The rebel leader is well known among us and is commonly referred to as 'Bex'. Many attempts have been made in the past to infiltrate these conflicting emotions, with a varying degree of success. From gentle persuasion to full out Straight Talking. Hell, I even tried making him stop going round by chatting about Salt Tax for an hour.

However, ultimatly these efforts have ended without joy. Countless examples of our mate, bud, dude, fella, ol' mucker being taken advantage of exist, details of which I shall not discuss. We know it, he knows it but still no resolution has been reached. But from numerous examples this judgement has been reached: Mate, your better than this!

This may seem harsh and a little rude, but I am at a loss of what to do. Its because I dont want you see you twisting yourself up over something that you dont need to, and because you made me talk about Salt Tax for an hour.



I love you man.