Fox Network: Conceal Glenn Beck! sign now

We the people, motivated by both the Almighty himself as well as our natural instincts for personal preservation, health, and comfort, do hereby compel the FOX network to force Glenn Beck into wearing an appropriate facial covering during the television show on the FOX network where his face appears frequently before the camera. The sight of his face is disturbing, jarring, shocking and unsettling. Small children could be harmed and surprised by the sight of his face when coming upon it unexpectedly. We beseech the network to attire his face safely behind an obscuring garment, for the safety of the viewing audience. The following would all be acceptable options to hide Glenn Beck's alarming countenance:

A Burqa
A Beekeeping Mask
A Welding Helmet
A Balaclava

Please consider these options in the spirit of health and decency.

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