Force Calista Flockhart to eat a cheeseburger sign now

It's obvious that Calista Flockhart's career has spiraled so much into oblivion that she can't even afford food anymore. A recent picture of Flockhart shows her head has outgrown the rest of her body, and the veins in her neck stick out farther than Heph on Viagra. Please sign the petition to force Flockhart to eat a cheeseburger. You will be doing Flockhart, as well as the rest of the world, a public service.

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Latest Signatures

  • 19 August 201015. tree-ow-na
    give the girl a lard sandwich
  • 17 August 201014. anonymous
    Seriously, it's been years that this should have already happened!
  • 06 August 201013. Shabaz
    eat something goddamit
  • 05 August 201012. Keith
    I can't believe they cancelled Ally McBeal. ALLY MCBEAL? ALLY MCBEAL!!!!! Get some chunk in your stump, would ya?
  • 05 August 201011. Caleb
    Eat damn you!
  • 05 August 201010. Kat
    Double cheeseburger with mayo, bitch!
  • 05 August 20109. mark
    what the hell is wrongwith her!?! eat some thing!
  • 05 August 20108. chris
    Maybe the can reverse engineer liposuction?
  • 05 August 20107. Josh
    Cheesebur-gar!
  • 04 August 20106. Matt
  • 03 August 20105. Thee
    Kiss my HEALTHY anorexic ass! I'm proud of calista :D She's proved to be thinspiration for me >:D
  • 03 August 20104. R
    It better be at most grade C beef, and at least triple stacked. With double onions.
  • 03 August 20103. Angela
  • 02 August 20102. Sarah
    OMG MEAT IS GOOD :O
  • 02 August 20101. Nikki
    "No eating disorder", my ass. Woman, we all know you don't eat more than a grain of rice and a leaf of lettuce, per day. If you were getting more than 1000 calories each day, you wouldn't look like a mutant scarecrow. YOU ARE NOT PRETTY, you are fright

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