Fill Lake Lagunita sign now

Stanford University touts its on-campus lake, hereafter referred to as "Lake Lagunita," as one of the many amenities available to students and affiliates of Stanford University. We, the undersigned, find this patently misleading: it is a fact that Lake Lagunita has not been filled for at least two full years now. Prospective Freshmen, hereafter referred to as "Prospectofros," have a right to know that the campus they are considering does not actually have any discernable body of water other than the oft-mentioned fountains which so delight the hearts of all. Many official documents, including the application and website, mention the nonexistent lake, and it is high time that somebody points out this egregious misrepresentation to both Prospectofros and the campus at large. There is no lake. There hasn't been for quite some time. It has been whispered that there may never again be a lake. This is very disturbing, but the undersigned do believe that there is a solution. There are two ways to correct the current misrepresentation: destroy all mention of Lake Lagunita in future documents, or fill the lake and fulfill the promise of the University to countless generations of students. We believe that Lake Lag should be restored to its former glory- if a few bacteria-ridden fountains can bring the campus so much joy, imagine the joy that an entire lake riddled with diseases and students from all walks of life will bring? The collective spiritual health of the University demands that the lake be filled, lest we continue to perpetuate a pervasive aura of dishonesty and iniquity that stems from the crushing weight of the vast emptiness that is the giant ditch behind Roble Hall. Return legitimacy to the West Lag name and restore Stanford University to the proud institution that it once was by filling the lake, once and for all!

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