Fashion Victims sign now

We would like the fine men of The Killers to revive some of their old fashion selections. You may take this however seriously you want to; however, the individuals who inspired this petition would rather you not take it that seriously because it's really about the high-quality tunes more than what clothing that Mssrs. Flowers, Keuning, Stoermer and Vannucci are wearing. Plus it might make Prandon cry.

First off, where did the indie hair go? Of course, we can't complain about Mr. Flowers' current hairstyle, it's much better than the highlights, but the indie hair was just so...awesome. And how about the pinstriped waistcoat? Does Dior not manufacture those or something? It was just so reminiscent of Paul McCartney in 1964. The return of the brown pants, the Swatch watch, boat shoes and the snap pants would also be appreciated, as would be Mark's white pants.

While Brandon's looking quite snazzy onstage, we find a few offstage choices rather questionable. For example, the bug glasses. What if someone mistook Brandon for a housefly and accidentally sprayed him with Raid and he died from inhaling toxic, insect-killing fumes? Also, the Adidas jacket makes him look rather chavlike, and short pants only work with colourful socks. Maybe Brandon needs to go shopping with Alex Kapranos at the pimp stores. Seeing more of the sequined tie would be lovely.

Additionally, we miss Ronnie's classy "Fuck you" and "Rub It Rub It" shirts. He should also wear the "Brandon, Will You Marry Me?" shirt more. Or maybe Dave should, because we highly doubt that he has more than three shirts.

But really, it's about the music and whatever makes the band happy. Mark could get a mohawk or something as long as the Killers still write good songs. But we'd really rather that he not.

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