Farley for Uma's "Boy Toy" sign now

We, the undersigned, do hereby petition Uma Thurman to fully consider
opting for 92.3 FRED FM morning host "Farley", in her quest to choose a "boy toy" (a desire she made aware to the public in a recent interview).

We fully understand the implications of this motion, and understand that Farley may have perform several tasks to fulfill Uma's wishes. Should he be required to, for example, massage her gently (back, front, feet, etc.), feed her strawberries and cream (in a sensual manner), assist her in the art of erotic bathing, or perform ANY menial task that pops into dear Uma's brain, we have full faith in his ability to carry these tasks out in a timely and appropriate (unless inappropriate is required) fashion.

We understand that in most cases, hollywood types tend to flock to other celebrities of similar status for such dalliances.
However, in this case, we ask that you, Uma, step OUT of the traditional "Hollywood Box", and give an eager young man a shot at... well... glory.

Should this petition move you to accept his offer, Farley has promised a tour of beautiful Fredericton, New Brunswick, including fine dining, and the sights, smells and sounds of the provincial capital. The only cost you, Uma, may incur, is the plane ticket here (he's a radio host, not a multi-million dollar making movie star). 'Tis a small price to pay, for a cabana-boy this dedicated.

Uma, you hold the power in your hands to make a change in not only YOUR life, but his as well.

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Latest Signatures

  • 25 December 2015150. Susan Larson
    I support this petition
  • 11 December 2015149. Matt Hoffman
    WTF???
  • 02 December 2015148. Richard C
    whoo hoo!!!!
  • 01 November 2015147. Chris Whitney
    U da Man Far Words of Encouragement Do it! Do it!!!
  • 29 October 2015146. Melanie Y
    I support this petition
  • 18 October 2015145. Jc C
    As a former roommate of Farley, I can honestly say this is his dumbest scheme yet. Good luck bud! Words of Encouragement You still don't brush your teeth in the morning???
  • 20 August 2015144. Stew M
    PICTURES. Thats all I say Words of Encouragement Get viagra
  • 17 August 2015143. Mike E
    I support this petition
  • 14 July 2015142. Just Somed
    In the beginning there was Farley and no woman, in the end there will be Farley and Uma, till the novelty of living in Fredericton wears off..... Words of Encouragement .....insert generic words of encouragement with lots of emotion here
  • 26 June 2015141. John K
    Yeah.. good luck buddy.. you need it. Words of Encouragement Ha.. Like I'd need to encourage this..
  • 19 June 2015140. Ernie C
    I support this petition
  • 11 June 2015139. Manda B
    В Words of Encouragement В
  • 28 May 2015138. Jeff M
    Uma.....if you don't choose Farley you made a mistake. Words of Encouragement I Love You
  • 24 March 2015137. Kris J
    Way to go Shock!
  • 16 March 2015136. J H
    i was her toy at one time,it worked for me!! Words of Encouragement U GO GIRL!!
  • 24 January 2015135. Dillon A
    It'll happen!
  • 27 December 2014134. Juergen W
    I support this petition
  • 26 December 2014133. Nick R
    GO FARLEY!!! WOOT WOOT!!!
  • 08 November 2014132. Robert P
    Do it Words of Encouragement GOOOOOOO FARRRRRRLLLLLLEEEEEYYYY
  • 06 October 2014131. Chris R
    I support this petition
  • 28 September 2014130. Jody M
    I support this petition
  • 14 September 2014129. Brian Calderon
    You know he really needs this... I mean... there's a petition for God Sakes
  • 04 August 2014128. Amy Lal
    tap that! Words of Encouragement take one for the team
  • 28 July 2014127. Kagemo O
    В Words of Encouragement В
  • 20 July 2014126. Dea M
    because we all root for the underdog Words of Encouragement chin up Farley, with this petition.. if you only get 1500000 names and e-mails... thats atleast 100000 single women connected to them! ( ;
  • 10 June 2014125. Charlie Cantturnonphonem
    Can I go with you? Words of Encouragement Farley Farley Farley
  • 18 April 2014124. Jill G
    Farley is the ultimate boy toy!! A SWEETHEART!!!! The best choice possible!!! Words of Encouragement Farley is the best!! None can come close to his sweetness!!

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Uma Thurman (or her publicist)

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