Fantasy Football Owners Unite: Tell Mike Holmgren To Bench Shaun Alexander sign now

Dear Mr. Mike Holmgren


We the Fantasy Football participants who foolishly drafted Shaun Alexander for the 2007 Fantasy Football season do humbly request that no matter how healthy you believe Mr. Shaun Alexander to be, and no matter what kind of positive impact you believe Shaun capable of making for the Seattle Seahawks for the rest of the 2007 season, that you resist the urge play him and instead sit him for the rest of the season. We ask this of you because we would like to be relieved of the burden of staring at him every week on our rosters and deciding whether or not to start him even against the most horrendous opposing defenses despite the fact that deep down we know that Alexander will struggle to make it back to the line of scrimmage on half of his carries and ultimately ruin any chance we had of beating our opponent each week. You see, the thing is that while your loyalty to Shaun Alexander may ultimately cost you your job, it is costing untold millions their patience and unnecessarily sapping the fun out of what is normally a great 16 weeks of football based entertainment. You are just one man. Think of the good you could do were you to abide by our wishes.





So, please sit Shaun Alexander or put him on IR or something. Just make sure he doesn't tease another fantasy football owner into believing that he will be a viable start when clearly he is a complete gimp.





Thank you.


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