Exile a Supreme Threat to Freedom sign now

Over the past year, an increasing menace has become more and more prominent. One individual, Mr. Jake Panovich, has become not only a menace but a threat to America and our way of life. We know he is planning something, but we do not know what, how, or when. All we know is that it is important to remove him from the country as soon as possible, and without alerting him to the situation.

Over the past month his forces have been gathering throughout the country. Without him they are powerless, but with him present they are unstoppable. He is clearly the madman behind this horrible plot, and with him out of the country it could be stopped.

In order to remove him from the country, he must have no knowledge of the goings on. Our firm has suggested a deception; we plan to supply him with an "all expenses paid trip through paradise." This would in reality be a month-long period of exile. He would be kept out of the country, and kept busy and constantly moving to prevent his re-entry. During his abscence his forces could be destroyed, and upon his return he would be forced to restart his plan. Before he could rebuild his operation, an new plan to defeat him could be developed and put into effect. However, stopping him would be an expensive endevor, and the utmost secrecy must be maintained. We would require overwhelming support from the citizens of America, particularly taxpayers, as they would fund said exile. The process could be hastened by making private donations through a governemnt front. Money can be donated to any commercial establishment, and asked to be put in an account in the name of Mr. Jake Panovich. Government officials will monitor these transactions to assure that the money goes where it is needed. At the very least, overwhelming taxpayer support would convince congress to act, and that could be shown through this petition. Sign today. It may be the most important thing you do in your life.

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