End Michael Bay's reign of movie-making terror sign now

Dear Hollywood and Jerry Bruckheimer

Following the recent release, and box-office slump, of The Island we, the undersigned, feel that Michael Bays reign of movie-making terror must now come to an end. Squeezing Scarlett Johansen into tight-fitting spandex does not absolve a filmmaking career that laughs derisively in the face of all well-meaning cinematic enterprise. He must be stopped.
Pearl Harbour was proof enough that he is intent on churning out effects-driven tripe with no thought for the retinas and cerebral functioning of the movie-going public and watching his films with a nod towards a deep-rooted sense of irony is no longer permissible. We feel that other directors can produce better goods Paul Verhoeven, for example particularly as his effects team must be available for hire and they are doing all the work anyway.
Given that he is now intent on laying waste to the fond childhood memories of Transformers, action must be taken. Even if the results from the Citroлn-Dreamworks marketing collaboration discovers that the concept of a man-robot will sell, Michael Bay does not need to be involved.
With the commercial failure of The island, he can no longer smugly wave his box-office records at us, we must act now. We therefore humbly request that Michael Bay be immediately prohibited from any form of involvement in the production of films (although unobtrusive guest appearances that are reflective of his general character, such as the role of fratboy in Mystery Men, may still be allowed).

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