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We, the undersigned, strenuously urge actress Lindsay Lohan to return to being a redhead and to, for the love of God, eat a ham sammich or something.

Lindsay Lohan is a young actress made famous from a recent string of hit movies including the remake of Freaky Friday and Mean Girls. She is one of the most idolized young women in Hollywood today, especially among internet sites such as Aint it Cool and Fark.com where pictures of Lindsay Lohan appear regularly. She was beloved because of her fiery red hair, her bountiful breasts and her juicy curves.

The legions of Lohan fans were universally saddened to see her in her current form. Replacing her red hair is a hideous peroxide job. Gone are the breasts and curves, leaving Ms. Lohan looking emaciated; like a skeleton with a layer of dry skin wrapped tightly around it.

It is often said that young women today face enormous pressure to be as thin as possible, and that most preferable hair color for women is blonde. This is true in an unfortunate number of cases. However, this does not apply to the current situation with Ms. Lohan. Her fans have universally rejected her current, alarming appearance. It has led to speculation that she currently suffers from anorexia or a deleterious cocaine addiction. Whatever the reason for Ms. Lohan's disturbing change in appearance, only she knows.

We understand and appreciate that Ms. Lohan's life has become stressful as of late with her father's frequent altercations with the law and her being the constant target of the tabloid paparazzi. These factors, combined with an unhealthy lifestyle of frequent late nights out at trendy nightclubs with the likes of Paris Hilton, no doubt led to her current condition. It's as if she is being transformed into a Paris Hilton clone. She is burning herself out before our eyes.

We, the undersigned, want the old Lindsay Lohan back. If many women are pressured into anorexia and self-abuse, we wish to pressure Ms. Lohan into a healthy lifestlye. Our intentions, apart from our desire to see her when she was most beautiful, are also for her well being. We do not wish to see her burn out like so many young actors and actresses before her. We want her to enjoy a long career so that we can continue to enjoy her image on posters on our walls and screensavers on our personal computers.

So please, Lindsay Lohan, put down the bottle of bleach and eat a ham sammich.

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