Earth to Lindsay Lohan sign now

To Hollywood, Tommy Motola of Casablanca Records, producers of the remake "Herbie Fully Loaded", and the paparazzi,

This petition is to hereby ask you to please cease all promotions of Lindsay Lohan immediately. We would like to let you know that we have all had absolutely enough of Lindsay and her many "hey look at me!" attempts. Though she was quite adorable in the Parent Trap remake, she wore out her welcome the minute her ego began to take on mammouth proportions. Not only does her head not fit through the door anymore, but frankly, no one is impressed by her acting skills in such movies as "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" (tell me about it), and "Mean Girls". Showing up to clubs that she is clearly underage (and let's be honest, underdressed) for with her entourage of body guards and equally silly posse members, then downing a bottle of vodka (hello, does anyone in Hollywood I.d?) while schmoozing with men old enough to be her father is one thing, but acting like anyone on earth really cares is quite another. We, the undersigned, petition that we all ban together to knock her down a notch and join us back in the real world. We would like to know where her mother is and why she lets Lindsay out of the house looking like she does. Also, just because you can carry a tune (give or take) doesn't mean you should make a CD, a whole bunch of irrelevant videos, and insist upon going on tour.

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