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I. PREFACE

As we all know, recently the planet Pluto was demoted from its planetary status in the solar system to that of the inferior "dwarf planet." While its new categorization still includes the word planet, it is no longer counted as such. And why has this change happened? Just because Pluto may be smaller than any other planet and have other wierd properties, does not mean it should not be considered a planet.

If Pluto is now a "dwarf planet" just because it is different, then this means that it is perfectly acceptable to consider other objects dwarfs just because they are different. This petition proposes several new ideas that should be taken into effect to follow this new trend of dwarfism.

II. Proposed changes

A. Dwarf States:
The USA as we all know, is divided into 50 states. This is a very large amount, so it is indeed quite neccisary to divide these states into different categories: states and dwarf states. A dwarf state will be defined as a state with a population fewer than 1.5 million. This would effectively eliminate the following twelve states: Idaho, Maine, New Hampshire, Hawaii, Rhode Island, Montana, Delaware, South Dakota, Alaska, Vermont, and Wyoming. Even though these shall be deemed Dwarf STATES, they will not be counted as real states. Thus, the number of states in America as well as the number of stars on its flag will be reduced to the much more managable number of 38.

The following diagram depicts the new US, with dwarf stated emited (because dwarf planets are emited from pictures of the solar system):



By signing this petition, you agree that catagorizing objects into a subgroup that are NOT included as a part of the original group is a good idea. Thank you for your time!

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the USA excluding residents of states deemed "dwarf states" in Section II.

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