Ducks better than rollerblades sign now

We the undersigned believe that this:

"You know how ducks fly through the sky in that big V shape, right, and one side of the V is always longer. Do you know why its longer?"

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"Because there are more ducks on that side."

is funnier than this:

"What's the worst thing about rollerblading?"

"Telling your parents you're gay."

and that you should give a prize to that man who did the ducks joke and not the one who looked like Frodo.

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