Drive The Emo's Into Holland!!! sign now

The evil that is EMO has been violating our society for too long, a team of experts has come up with a plan to purge the emo's without any risk of retaliation and make some $ at the same time. Think to yourself, what do emo's want most, YES, not to be called emo, emo's will go to any length to prove that they are not emo's (when in fact they are). Exploiting this fact, we will play a very very emo song (ie. AFI "Love Like Winter" on loudspeakers everywhere in the world and all the emo's hoping to prove that they are not emo, will respond to the song with repulsion and travel to the one place from which the music is not eminating, HOLLAND (land of the evil dutchlings). A wall will then be erected (yes ERECTed) around the border of Holland, forever quarantining the emo plague within Hollandland and freeing the world from a great evil, all that is required is the funding necassary to execute the plan. While the price would be dear a method of making all the money back (with surplus) has been developed. After the wall is ERECTed tourists will be able to pay to shoot at the emo's within from atop the wall for a fee, more expensive weapons costing a greater fee. The asexual emo's will continue to breed forever within the walls of Holland, providing endless enjoyment for all the peoples of the world and endless riches to the government(s) that choose(s) to act!! And so, i leave you with this resounding message, UNITE!! Drive The Emo's Into Holland!!!

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