Ditch Dialup sign now

To whom it may concern:

Nobody likes dial-up internet connections. It forces us to tie up our precious phone lines while we sing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" over and over agian. The purpose of this petition is to make some noise (hee hee, I made myself chuckle) out to the many ISPs out there to save us from the hells of the land of the 56kbps (or worse). By signing below you agree that:

(1) Dial-up is very good at WASTING OUR TIME.
(2) Bell/Rodgers/Whoever should get off of their lazy asses and connect all of our planet's computers with some nice DSL or something. Even us kids living in the boonies.
(3) We have better things to do than sitting in front of our computers, waiting. We could be playing a nice session of DDR.
(4) Jeff likes chocolate.

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