Discontinuance of Mark's Unoriginality sign now

How can one man be so unoriginal?

The unoriginality of Mark Fershteyn is getting out of control. On a continual basis, Mark will cosign (add himself onto an idea he finds attractive), making sure to follow it with continual insistences that it was "totally [his] idea to begin with."

As a subtext to this activity, Mark will "leech": that is, to follow up any original thought with one of his own. Strangely, those thoughts often appear to be the very same. It is a walloping understatement to say that this encompasses everything.

With incessant consistency of said behavior, Mark's brand of unoriginality will infect the Earth, bringing with it an age of darkness. You've heard of the Renaissance, correct? A rebirth of ideas, art, and creativity. Well, the spreading of Mark's brand of unoriginality would lead to the Anti-Renaissance, an era of ideas NOT evolving. Science will die. Art, philosophy, music will die. Humans will devolve. Is this the future we want to give to our children?

I'm not saying Mark is a horrible person. Many would make the opposing argument... Hell, most would. I just want him to be original. I want him to think for himself. But he is caught in a vicious cycle of unoriginality (It is my personal belief he got this unoriginality idea from someone else).

In fact, true to form, Mark Fershteyn will probably follow THIS petition with one of his own.

Save the children. Save the environment. Save the WORLD... from unoriginality.

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