Declaration of Independence From Swearing sign now

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the right to swear without having to get around a filter on a forum!

Ladies and gentlemen, too long have we been put under the oppression of this frugal monarchy. All we asked was to have a silly swear filter modified, and what did we get? The word "penis" no longer became "dong" upon being posted. I mean what's even the difference? Dong is clearly more fun to say anyways!

He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

I ask of thee, why should we have to work around words we want to use? Why should we have be to be plagued with the task of spending 5 seconds to workaround a word that fits the situation? He dare call our vocabulary small when all we ask is to use a simple word that we enjoy using in passing conversation.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation.

We don't want power. We don't want money. We're not even asking for 40 acres and a mule (well Fobby might be, you have to take that up with him) All we ask for is the power of speech. The ability to say what we want when we want. Sure we can keep working around it, but why should we have to? Why workaround it if we could just say what needed to be said and be done with it.

We, therefore, the representatives of Deus Ex Mafia, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free of word censorship; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the Censorship, and that all political connection between them and the Censorship, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to swear, curse, cuss, say "bad" words, and to do so without fear of being censored. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.




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