Dave's dry streak sign now

we, the undersigned, believe it is in the best interest of Dave Mellet's friends, and the future of all of mankind, that Dave's current dry spell be extended indefinetly. For any girl who has had the unfortunate experience of seeing his microscopic manhood, this petition should come as a great comfort that no other women will have to endure such hardships and torment again. Furthermore this petition will ensure that the Mellet population is kept in check, as there are entirely too many of them running around this town.

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