Darth Vader for Pope sign now

Dear the Roman Catholic Church
We understand that the creation of a new Pope is not usually a democratic process, however we feel that all options must be considered before you make such an important decision. That being the case we ask you to consider Darth Vader, dark lord of the Sith for the position. We feel he would make an excellent leader, would return Catholicism back to it's roots, and would be instrumental in reconverting young people back to the faith. He would also be unlikely to molest small boys, which has got to be a plus in this modern world of ours. Remember those days when the Church commanded a fanatical cult following, and atrocities against other religions were committed with but a wave of the hand? Well, with Lord Vader at the helm those days can be here again.

So please, give in to anger, fear and aggression. Choose Darth Vader as the new Pope.

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Latest Signatures

  • 03 January 2016300. Christopher W
    В
  • 06 December 2015299. James Conley
    Darth Vador can molest this little boy anytime!! j/k
  • 27 November 2015298. Jason Ortega
    Darth Vader would be perfect as pope... I find you lack of faith disturbing.
  • 25 November 2015297. David K
    I support this petition
  • 24 October 2015296. Grand Mofft
    i am a douche bag! vote for my good pall darthy doggy dog vader!
  • 03 October 2015295. Gregg T
    В
  • 27 September 2015294. Josh Osborn
    LONG LIVE THE POOPE!
  • 21 September 2015293. Michelle S
    В
  • 18 September 2015292. Sarina Hickman
    I would have voted Obi-Wan, or Palpatine, but Vader works
  • 14 September 2015291. Lance W
    I support this petition
  • 07 September 2015290. Magin C
    Wewt Wewt!
  • 17 August 2015289. Jimmy C
    В
  • 14 August 2015288. Jake A
    "Your lack of faith disturbs me"
  • 12 August 2015287. Eruvadhril Theh
    I support this petition
  • 09 August 2015286. Sabrina Durham
    Finally, the Pope can wash his robes with the rest of his darks.
  • 27 July 2015285. Bo M
    Sweet!
  • 21 July 2015284. Alexander Jamesdebucao
    I support this petition
  • 03 July 2015283. Matty Weber
    Can I be a stormtrooper?
  • 01 July 2015282. Bee V
    I support this petition
  • 23 June 2015281. Glorfendel Hall
    hell ya
  • 16 June 2015280. Anna Lindsey
    I support this petition
  • 16 June 2015279. Marco B
    I support this petition
  • 14 May 2015278. Andrea L
    Muhaha
  • 05 May 2015277. Marcel Shaw
    People who created this petition forget that Pope Benedict XVI is just the alter ego of the resurrected Darth Sidious. Darth Vader will be his natural successor.
  • 17 April 2015276. Anna Velez
    I support this petition
  • 13 April 2015275. Casey Waller
    I support this petition
  • 20 March 2015274. Spleen Davies
    Vote for hitlor!

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Malinda FrostBy:
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The Roman Catholic Church

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