Crank 2 Pleeeeeeease sign now

We the undersigned think that you, Liongates, the people who made all of the best movies ever (Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Saw IV probably, and Crank) should make a Crank 2.

Reasons for a Crank 2:
- Crank was awesome.
- he blinked at the end
- I made a bet with Joey Stapleton that you would
- it would make a lot of money for you
- action figures
- Crank 2-disc special edition to be released when Crank 2 comes out in theaters
- three-disc box set of both movies when Crank 2 comes out on dvd
- McDonald's Happy Meal toys
- Jason Statham might not get a nomination for Crank (fingers crossed!)
- you could release the dvds around Christmas and the promotional tagline could be "Christmas with the Cranks"
- because we can't have Crank 3 without it
- a whole lot more!

Stuff to put in Crank 2:
- you could include other minority gangs in it (not enough blacks, only one guy was called a terrorist)
- you could put so much more nudity in it because I only saw two boobs in the beginning and one of Amy Smart's when she was banging him on the newspaper machine
- more new cars with ground effects (the neon lights)
- two words: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (he was a wrestler in the WWF, in case you've never heard of him)
- not enough stuff exploded
- we didn't believe that someone could actually live longer and cure their poison with adrenaline. I don't believe this was a real poison, either.
- how did the cops not catch him in the hospital? he should go to jail at least three times in one day
- how did they burn the dvd in the beginning?
- there should be a lot more swearing and drug use. Where can I get that hardcore Haitian shit?
- the guy from Napoleon Dynamite could come back from the dead and kill people like a zombie and the only way he is able to come back is that he has to use a lot of adrenaline to do it otherwise he just walks around like a zombie like in the Dawn of the Dead not the new one but the first one because in the new one they could kind of run and stuff but in the old one they just kind of walked and stuff around the mall and all of those cops were trying to kill them with the guns and trucks and stuff and I really liked that movie because I like blood and zombies and stuff and that's why I think the Napoleon Dynamite guy should be one and if you haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite that movie is off the hook with tater tots and shit
- Amy Smart should totally be a hitwoman in this one because she wants to kill the guys who killed Chelios because she doesn't know that he threw him out of the whirlybird (slang for helicopter, I'm training to become a pilot)
- there should be a lot more rap metal in the new one


Thank you for making Crank 2 and please listen to our advice. We know what we are doing. We have seen over 75 movies.

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  • 30 November 2015100. Chris Logan
    I support this petition
  • 05 November 201599. Steven Ed
    I support this petition
  • 17 October 201598. Jordan L
    I support this petition
  • 16 October 201597. Adam S
    I support this petition
  • 18 September 201596. Saqib Rogers
    please Lionsgate we need a crank sequal the first one only cost $12 million with a bigger budget and the same directors it gonna be a hit
  • 03 September 201595. A Martinez
    I support this petition
  • 30 August 201594. Diehardbaseball Sampson
    Love da first Crank, will love the second
  • 29 August 201593. Pac Isav
    havent seen crank buti heard it was good so i'll sign ur petiton
  • 21 August 201592. Obsidian T
    Awesome.
  • 20 August 201591. Leila Bean
    ok
  • 05 August 201590. Paulo R
    we want more crack
  • 10 July 201589. David W
    I loved the first, i'm gunna love the second too.
  • 06 July 201588. Jon S
    My mom and i saw it together... normally see doesn't like me wathcing nudity but she loved this movie.... make another one for us fans
  • 17 April 201587. Rick M
    Can't wait to see it
  • 10 April 201586. Sarah Dickerson
    I support this petition
  • 29 March 201585. Tobias H
    I support this petition
  • 26 March 201584. Aaron W
    I support this petition
  • 20 March 201583. Nick P
    I loved the first movie, you gave us potential for a second one, why not do it!!!
  • 15 March 201582. Sean G
    duh. There has to be one. There were so many unanswered questions.
  • 10 March 201581. Anirudh Tanner
    please please make crank 2
  • 19 February 201580. Mike Exactsameguyassignature
    Chev Chelios is the coolest movie character! Ranked before John McClane,Tyler Durden AND Jules Winnfield!!!
  • 09 January 201579. Guido R
    because crank kicked ass
  • 04 January 201578. Kevin Montgomery
    Crank 2 would be awesome
  • 02 January 201577. Adrien R
    I support this petition
  • 25 December 201476. Arshavir Carrillo
    I support this petition
  • 16 November 201475. Mike Bryan
    Crank f*cking ruled!!! Make more Chev Chelios!!!
  • 07 November 201474. Rodolfo Sanj
    This movie was awesome. Please make a sequel!

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