Counter The Ground Zero Mosque w/ Hooters @ Al-Aqtsa sign now

There has been an overwhelming desire by the Islamic community to build a Mosque near ground zero. This is insensitive to the American people and shows the complete lack of disregard that the particular group of Muslims has for us and our feelings about what happened on September 11th at the behest and hand of radical Islamic fundamentalists. We are signing this petition to show that we too can exercise our freedom to build whatever we want, wherever we want, regardless of the desires and cultural or emotional boundaries that it may break.

We the undersigned are in agreement that a Hooters must be immediately constructed in el-Ghazali Square, north of the Temple Mount and the Dome of the Rock. This bar/restaraunt should be built with an adjoining wall to the Al-Aqtsa school and a doorway placed directly to the Hooters for easy access by both Muslims and Jews. All the customary western accoutrement will be necessary, including scantily clad Islamic and Jewish girls serving less-than-kosher chicken wings in tiny orange shorts. The bar will also be adorned with a giant statue of Muhammed holding a Hooters Parmesan Garlic Samurai chicken wing in each hand as he ascends to heaven atop an orange unicorn. The women who work at this restaraunt must be carefully chosen for their blind loyalty, however, to ensure that no Muslim man can hurt them in case they desire to work somewhere else later.

"Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allah has given the one more than the other, and because they support them from their means. Therefore the righteous women are devoutly obedient, and guard in absence what Allah would have them guard. As to those women on whose part ye fear disloyalty and ill-conduct, admonish them, refuse to share their beds, beat them; but if they return to obedience, seek not against them Means: For Allah is Most High, great." Quran 004.034

Employee loyalty is PARAMOUNT, as workmans comp may not cover warranted beatings of uncooperative women.

We, the undersigned, ask that any and all private investors interested in purveying the Western way of life step up and put forth money to further this endeavor. Of course, we will do this in such a way as to not hurt anyone directly, but also to show a complete lack of disregard for the thoughts, concerns and desires of the local people who will be affected by its mere presence.

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