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We, the people of this universe, believe that Conner Pate, if that is even his real name, should stop playing WOW right this instant before he destroys the ozone layer and kills all the little bunnies. His extreme awesome playing skills have not only caused many a geek to fall over in pain and to go crying into a fetal position, in a dark corner of their totally l33t room, but it has also been scientifically proved to be one of the leading causes of cancer. Do you want Conner Pate to give your children cancer? I didn't think so. If you answered yes to that question and you're like into that sort of thing, well I'm sorry if I have offended you in anyway... unless you're Conner Pate. But seriously, what's with him? He's always like "ehhhh." and I'm always like "uhhhh." I don't know. I don't even know why I'm doing this. Maybe it's cause I'm bored, or maybe it's cause my friends ditched me again and that I secretly think they hate me, so I'm trying to make some e-friends, cause that's totally a safe alternative to being just plain out kidnapped and raped in the night... e-kidnappings and rapings have relationship basis. But seriously, we want Conner Pate to stop playing that geek machine right this instant, before we all die in a hail-fire of hurricanes caused by Conner's total l33tness.

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