Chris Mull Internet Restoration Fund sign now

Chris Mull doesn't have the internet anymore!

All of those cigarets, Coronas, and frozen pizzas add up. So much so that he can't pay his share of the internet ($30.00) a month...for years on end!

Chris Mull's fragile, bloated, and obese nervous system is likely not to be sustained without a steady flow of myspace, internet pr0n, and viriuses that he stupidly acquires while rapidly clicking on internet pop-up avertisments of triple anal gang bangs. Yes, he's that stupid.

Help Chris reclaim his cyber-fueled dynamism by donating today! When Chris raises his share of the internet bill retroactively till the beginning of the year (that's getting off easy!) all will be redeemed. That's 7 months x $30.00/month = $210.00 total.

So if you are one of Chris' 210 close friends donate a dolar today by following the link below. He's helpless!

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&business=jm9843\%40yahoo\%2ecom&item_name=Chris\%20Mull\%20Internet\%20Restoration\%20Fund&no_shipping=2&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP\%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF\%2d8

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