Carrotism sign now

Have you ever noticed the small range of religions avaliable to choose on such sites as Myspace.com? If your religion is NOT on the list, what do you choose?

"Other"

This is deragatory, and we, the First Church of the Carrot suggest...no...DEMAND that our religion be a choice. We are very wide-spread and still growing! How can we not be placed within teh list (possibly between Catholic and Muslim).

Before signing this petition, you must as yourself the follow questions:

Are you now, or have you ever been, a Bible-thumping fundie?

Does the thought of a vegetable-based religion amuse you?

Do you swear to uphold the teachings of the Great Carrot?

Lastly, and most importantly, will you pardon the kid who came up with this crap for being eight years old at the time?

(the answers are no, yes, yes, and yes)

If you were correct on all of these questions, you may sign this petition.


All hail the Great Carrot!

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