Canada, stay the country of peace!!! sign now

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Did you know that guns might be allowed in Canada WITHOUT THE REGISTERY? Anybody wil be able to go to the store, buy a gun, and shoot his neighbour! Stephen Harper said, "We're opposed to the long gun registry. It costs a lot with no concrete results." Here is a short article I found:

Stephen Harper promised to replace the failed federal gun registry with a new and less expensive coat hanger registry if his party is successful in forming the next government in Canada.

During a news briefing broadcast on all the major Canadian news networks, Harper told reporters that once his government makes changes to the Canadian Charter of Rights, "eliminating a woman's right to choose abortion", the "coat hanger" will become the single most "dangerous" threat to human life in the country.

Although Harper was sketchy on details pertaining to how the new coat hanger registry would work, he did hint at the possibility of using the number tags dry cleaners attach to the clothing as a starting point.

The move has infuriated women's rights groups from coast to coast to coast, however, the news of an even bigger backlash from rural Canadians took Harper and the Conservative Party by surprise.

In Harper's home province of Alberta, a self confessed redneck lobby group promised to vote against Harper if he doesn't rescind his promise to register coat hangers.

Teddy Long, from Southern Alberta said he wouldn't be registering his coat hangers, and described Harper as having a "screw loose".

"Everyone knows we rural Albertans are law abiding citizens and we ain't got no plan to register our coat hangers, no way no how", said Long. "We depend on our coat hangers to unlock our vehicles when we lock our keys inside by mistake, and to suggest we're a bunch of criminals who use our coat hangers for any other reason is just plain egregious".

Asked where Long learned to use the word "egregious", Long told the DH that it was the word his doctor used the last time he had to get his hemorrhoids treated.

GUNS IN CANADA? NO WAY! WE ARE PROUD TO BE THE COUNTRY OF PEACE, SHOULD WE HAVE GUNS ALLOWED? SHOULD WE SOON BE CROWDED WITH MURDERERS? NOOOOOOO!!! NO GUNS IN CANADA! SIGN THIS PETITION, PLEASE! I beg you, Stephen Harper, listen to your people! Please! We don't want our country to be SPOILED! It's so beautiful, why should it be ruined!

HELP CANADA STAY THE COUNTRY OF PEACE~

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