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The Party Fouls Present:

WHAT VODKA SHOULD REALLY MEAN!

Lindsay Lohan is being awesome and throwing a huge two day party in Vegas. Until recently her party was supposed to be sponsored by Svedka Vodka. She partied and had a good time this weekend and her vodka sponsorship was withdrawn. Why? Because she loves drinking and partying. Wait a minute, isn't that the kind of thing that vodka stands for. Whether you hate or love Lindsay Lohan is irrelevant. This is about the ideals behind vodka: binge drinking, blackouts, being irresponsible, and other bad ideas.

This petition isn't to help Lindsay Lohan. She has millions of dollars that she could burn or use to snort lines of coke. The purpose of this petition is to establish what vodka is and isn't. Any company that makes vodka should not let the media or responsible people get in the way of entertainment.

Lindsay was not being sponsored by the Pope nor the boyscouts. She was being sponsored by VODKA! Vodka -- Supreme ruler of chaos and blackouts. The things she has done, such as her poor driving, drug use, and passing out from too much drinking, should only lead to a larger sponsorship -- which would mean more guests to the party.

This petition is an invitation to any real vodka company to sponsor us, The Party Fouls with endless tubs full of vodka so that YOU can drink it with us. As well as, a plead that any real vodka drinkers stop drinking vodka made by a company that doesn't embrace vodka ideals. Also, I want some free bottles of vodka.

THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART: IF THIS PETITION WINS* THEN WE'LL THROW A BIG VODKA CONCERT/PARTY FOR ALL OF YOU. ALSO, THIS PETITION WILL BE GREAT TO PISS OFF PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE HAVING FUN. THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD, RIGHT? SO YOU CAN PISS PEOPLE OFF AND COME PARTY WITH US. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? THAT'S RIGHT, NOTHING!

* If a significant amount of people sign it.

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Bessie VelazquezBy:
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VODKA DRINKERS EVERYWHERE

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