Bring Back Drunk Jessie sign now

Recently, the Drunk Jessie myspace page has ceased to exist. We, the undersigned, as inhabitants of Earth, support the existence of the Drunk Jessie myspace account, on the grounds that said course of action would lead to a plurality of detrimental effects, including, but not limited to a decrease in team morale and an increase in crime. Studies have shown that visiting the Drunk Jessie page may prevent breast and testicular cancer. We recognize the need for and benefits of Drunk Jessie and believe that the quality of life will increase for all, increasing the Gross Domestic Product of the USA and decreasing poverty and child abuse. If the Drunk Jessie myspace is allowed to be suppressed, the terrorists will have won.

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Latest Signatures

  • 12 September 201568. Mr B
    I demand Drunk Jessie to come back or she gets detention!
  • 25 May 201567. Ariel Perry
    WHAT HAPPENED!! why did you get erased!!?? BRING BACK DRUNK JESSIE!!
  • 25 September 201466. Steve J
    Screw windows
  • 16 September 201465. Jake P
    I had a petition to keep my 'stache
  • 06 February 201464. Lisa T
    I'd give up my credit cards to have Drunk Jessie back!
  • 15 December 201363. C Montgomeryb
    Drunk Jessie is excellent
  • 21 October 201362. Mike M
    Look out below!!!!
  • 12 July 201361. Britney S
    I'm country!
  • 23 April 201360. M B
    I support this petition
  • 27 January 201359. Peter Brennan
    Do it for the children!
  • 11 December 201258. Darth S
    Without Drunk Jessie, my lightsaber has grown dim......
  • 11 November 201257. Cpt Loua
    Hey watch my show, why can i not get past captain
  • 09 January 201256. Bill G
    Use Windows to access Drunk Jessie
  • 22 October 201155. Drunk J
    I will never return because Jessie's Family hates me. Pete I hate you!!!
  • 30 September 201154. Brandon N
    im only doin this out of peer pressure, otherwise i feel singled out
  • 23 September 201153. Cpt M
    Remember the time...oh, of course you dont
  • 02 September 201152. Matt Sbrewe
    I support this petition
  • 12 December 201051. Jose C
    That will be 20 bucks
  • 05 November 201050. Jc Harmon
    You thought Jesus Christ, but it's really Jose Cuervo
  • 30 July 201049. Drunk J
    I yam slow losted withoout MaySpaze. Wee kneed to half me bacck or ellse than what? WHo nos? Who cARES? i NEED HHELP FROM ALL of youu. Byuy the way, I dontt hink I reaaly curre boob canceer, but than agaene I am not so goode weth fax. If I comme back, I w
  • 01 May 201048. Dee Gomez
    Long Live Drunk Jessie!
  • 20 April 201047. Superman Yoder
    Just flying around - thought I'd sign the petition
  • 05 March 201046. Jim B
    DJ and I go way back
  • 31 January 201045. The Oldladyatchinad
    Bring back Drunk Jessie, you get extra soy sauce
  • 26 October 200944. Pat R
    If we get to 50 signatures, I will leave Danny alone and come after Kelly.
  • 16 October 200943. Andy Vans
    Steal 2nd!!!!
  • 24 September 200942. Matt Sb
    I support this petition

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