Bring an End to Online Petitions sign now

I am sick of online petitions and fell they are stupid and pointless (Except the one to bring back www.goatse.cx). Of course there is terrible irony in me using an online petition to end online petitions, but hypocracy is the spice of life! Sign the petition and one good thing will happen to you. Get three of your friends to sign it, and you will find true love within the next 24 hours. If you get more then 3 people to sign it, then true love will find you in the next 24 hours.

Anyway, sign this petition to stop all the people from making online petitions. It is a violation of our rights, as they just ad flith to the already dirty internet. Although I didn't mention it before, everytime someone signs one of these stupid petitions, (except this one and the one to bring back goatse) a young child in Africa becomes infected with HIV. If you want to save those poor malnourished children from HIV, sign this petition to end the needless deaths of thousands of innocent Africans! If you don't sign this petition you hate Africans. You don't hate Africans, do you?

Just sign it. This is the one petition to end them all.

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