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We, the undersigned, assert that the chicken tenders at Bojangles (affiliated with Bojangles International, LLC), were not as delicious as Dwayne made them sound. Furthermore, the long drive, inadequate service, and high gas prices made it an inefficient and socially irresponsible dining option.





Despite frequent and varied use of the prefix "BO", non-sticky floors, and brightly lit menu boards, were hereby declare that Dwayne should be prohibitted from choosing a lunch spot for the next month.





Furthermore, Dwayne should be punished for his transgression by having to eat at three ethnic restaurants that serve no chicken tenders, biscuits, hamburgers or pizza.





Should Dwayne not agree to the aforementioned conditions, the Division of Student Life will censure his actions, and have him publically spanked on the fifty yard line during half time on Homecoming. Should this option be unavailable, we will devise other plans as needed.











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Lelia HutchinsonBy:
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