Bill "The Sports Guy" Simmons for Timberwolves GM sign now

Bill Simmons for General Manager


Are you a long-suffering Minnesota Timberwolves fan who is ready for a change in attitude and direction? Are you fed up with the ineptitude of the current regime and are looking for a fresh perspective? Well look no further than ESPN.coms own Sports Guy, Bill Simmons! Bill, bless his heart, is one of the few writers who actually writes profusely about the National Basketball Association, and is simply a great basketball mind. Dont believe me? Check out just a sampling of some past articles and see if Mr. Simmons makes sense to you.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090212

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070815

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=nbamockdraft/070627


Any way you look at it, its time for a change for our T-Pups. Its time we got someone with a new voice, new energy, and new ideas involved in our basketball squad. So go ahead and sign your name on this petition and forward it to your friends if you think itd be a good idea to hire General Manager Simmons. Heck, even if you just want Kevin McHale out of here and youll take anyone, sign the petition! If youre sick and tired of the Good Ole Boys Club and are ready for a new direction, sign the petition! If you like Teen Wolf (just like General Manager Simmons!!!), sign the petition! Once we hit 1,000 signatures, this will be sent to Glen Taylor, Kevin McHale, Fred Hoiberg et al!

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  • 18 December 201550. Kyle J
    I support this petition
  • 16 December 201549. Mike T
    Could he be any worse than what we've had so far? At least it will be entertaining? City, State Saint Paul, MN
  • 20 November 201548. Tim S
    I support this petition
  • 10 November 201547. Dan H
    Hire him! City, State Marshall, MN
  • 03 October 201546. Matt S
    I support this petition
  • 14 September 201545. Dan G
    I support this petition
  • 27 August 201544. Jim F
    Mr. Taylor, please do the right thing for this franchise. You're being used by so called 'legitimate canidates' to fatten their pocket book with their current clubs. Hire somebody who will give a damn about the franchise and have the acumen of how to buil
  • 22 July 201543. Sean C
    I support this petition
  • 19 June 201542. Tory Coleman
    I support this petition
  • 17 June 201541. Pat O
    I support this petition
  • 16 June 201540. Michael L
    Please do the right thing and think outside the box. City, State San Diego, CA
  • 18 May 201539. Jason P
    Seriously....How bad is bad??? City, State Marshall, MN
  • 24 March 201538. Jerk D
    Please inject some adrenaline into this stagnant franchise! City, State Fort Walton Beach, FL
  • 22 March 201537. Chris A
    I support this petition
  • 13 March 201536. Joe S
    Something needs to be done to shake up the franchise. This would make people interested again. City, State Chicago, IL (formerly Minneapolis)
  • 05 March 201535. Ryan P
    Make it happen! City, State Baltimore, MD
  • 14 January 201534. Aaron K
    It's Crazy Enough to Work City, State Seattle, WA
  • 27 December 201433. Thomas Rb
    GREW UP IN ST LOUIS PARK, MN City, State NAPLES, FL
  • 07 December 201432. Andrew J
    I support this petition
  • 31 October 201431. Troy K
    Think out of the box Mr. Taylor. Please! City, State Minnetonka, MN
  • 06 October 201430. Alek B
    I support this petition
  • 19 September 201429. Daniel S
    This is seriously the only chance the Wolves have at this point in keeping me as a fan. Enough is enough. City, State New York, NY
  • 12 September 201428. Thomas Rb
    GREW UP IN ST LOUIS PARK, MN City, State NAPLES, FL
  • 31 August 201427. Lynda B
    GREW UP IN ST LOUIS PARK, MN City, State NAPLES, FL
  • 27 August 201426. Scott M
    This is the worst franchise in the league. I vow to go on Bill's payroll as the VP of Uncommonly Common Sense, as in you should draft Brandon Roy since we need someone to contribute right away, or maybe trading Theo Ratliff's expiring contract versus waiv
  • 22 August 201425. Bennett H
    I support this petition
  • 15 August 201424. Scott W
    Sign me up for season tickets if they hire Simmons! City, State Sandstone, MN

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Minnesota Timberwolves Fans/People Offended by Kevin McHale

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